#Postal 2 dude registration#
#Postal 2 dude series#

For example, you can wait in line at the bank to cash your paycheck, you can kill everyone in the line, urinate on the floor to make them run away, or just rob the bank. You can complete the tasks any way you wish, which means you can complete the game several times in different ways. Highlights include picking up your paycheck, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, and picking up your laundry. The game itself has high quality graphics, including some great facial animations and fire effects.įor the gameplay itself, you play a games programmer who has just been fired, and now has an entire week to run errands for his nagging wife. The game installs without any problems and also installs the level editor (based on the Unreal Tournament engine).

#Postal 2 dude registration#

The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king! The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah - don't you have minorities to oppress? The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great! The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy-EAAHH.The game comes packaged in a sealed DVD box, containing a humourous manual, registration card and single CD. Last lines The Postal Dude : Doh! The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games. The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay! The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff. The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally. The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine. Yup! The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know. The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise! The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do! The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had! Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road? The Postal Dude : D'oh! gunshot The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket! The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow. The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me. The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work. Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm. Yup! The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.

The Postal Guy : Buttsauce! The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist! The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency.

#Postal 2 dude series#

The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive.